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From the Awful Library Books Blog:

http://awfullibrarybooks.wordpress.com/2009/12/09/satan-for-kids/

Don’t Make Me Go Back, Mommy: A child’s book about satanic ritual abuse
Sanford & Evans
1990

Here's a book to help your child recover mentally from you brainwashing he or she into thinking they've been involved in Satanic Rituals. First some comments from the library blog:

Submitter: “I give thee the most awful library book ever. Seriously. I found this little gem a few years ago doing a project for a young adult class and ILL-ed it from [a seminary!] … but 89 libraries have it in WorldCat, mostly public! Not only is the subject horrible, but the storyline is jumbled, and the pictures are cheeeeeesey colored pencil.”

Holly: This is unbelievable. There is truly a book for every subject, isn’t there? Well, if your community has a problem with satanic rituals, this might be a great choice for your children’s section. Can you imagine a child stumbling upon this: “Mommy, I want THIS one!” Story time on the dark side.

Here are a couple of sample pages:





Oh, I wish I could post more pages. Truly unbelievable. Crying, naked children standing in the woods in a circle being told that nothing can be told outside the circle and that their parents have given them to the hooded people…I may have nightmares from this one. Are you supposed to read this to traumatized children after they’ve been part of a satanic ritual? It’s not comforting!

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This city is stupid.

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I need this one to come back, so I am not deleting this post - as a reminder to myself to keep the faith.


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I guess I was wrong.
My stomach hurts:

Nerf Mongoloid

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RETARDED and insulting:

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Especially for us gibberish lovers.

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I had to add yet another picture at the bottom.


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Repent.

My favorite thing about this sign is the use of apostrophes.


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