I Should Waste My Money On These

Toys that I used to have, that I no longer have, that I should spend my hard-earned money buying back at astronomical prices off the internet...



SUCKERMAN

Looks like an alien vampire. Rubber toy. Suction Cups. Sticks to Windows.

That's all it does,
I loved it.



MIGHTY MEN AND MONSTER MAKER

Crayon rubbing, mix and match head, bodies and legs. I have followed this one on Ebay many times. Always wised up and realized that I probably don't need to sit around making crayon rubbings of monsters.



I VANT TO BITE YOUR FINGER

Dracula themed board game. Is this where all the Goth influence came from? You could insert your finger when you lost a turn and red bitemarks would appear on your fingertip. Who thought up this wonder, I wonder?



Rapco FAMOUS MONSTERS - Plaster Monster Head Maker.

Pour in the plaster, churn the plaster like butter (or cement) and wait for the thing to dry. A wonderful little monster-head facsimile would carefully emerge for you to let harden, and eventually you could poorly hand-paint it.



MAD SCIENTIST - "Sam Sneeze".

An orange rubber pig-wolf idol that shot out smile-snot from it's nose when squeezed. Wonderful.